February 2012
50 posts
What a guy!!
Stolen from a Man's profile ( :
1. I can be ready in 20 minutes or less.
2. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies.
3. I've never auditioned for Canadian Idol.
4. I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving.
5. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone.
6. I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop.
7. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson.
8. I'll listen to your Dad's advice, but I might not take it.
9. I didn't vote for either George Bush.
10. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
11. I have all my shots.
12. I won’t bite unless you want me to.
13. I'm magically delicious.
14. I'll make you laugh.
15. I know the difference between they're, their, and there.
16. I'll never under cook the eggs.
17. I won't steal the vicodin out of your medicine cabinet.
18. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming.
19. When I wash the dishes it turns you on.
20. I'm really good at making lists.
21. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again.
22. I suck at strip poker.
23. My family is just as messed up as yours.
24. I don't want to get married any time soon.
25. I have never stabbed anyone in the eye.
26. I've never smuggled drugs out of the country.
27. I don't care if you eat dinner without a shirt.
28. I like it when you talk to your friends about me in bed.
29. I've taken the Coke/Pepsi challenge and won.
30. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
31. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them.
32. I'll let you sneak a taste while I'm Cooking(burning)dinner.
33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together.
34. I won’t swear around your family.
35. I'll always be impressed with how strong you are.
36. I give a kick ass massage.
37. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door.
38. I always open a window when I paint.
39. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny).
40. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute.
41. I've never failed a survey.
42. I can almost every time find Waldo.
43. I never put my fingers in the light socket.
44. I'm an Aries.
45. I don't need batteries.
46. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet.
47. I have never run out of gas (well I just screwed myself there now, didn't I?)
48. You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
49. I'll squish every spider for you.(Big Sissy)
50. You've read 50 lines, and you're still here.
51. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching tv.
52. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted.
53. You’ll find my weird habits adorable.
54. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you.
55. Use as much salt as you want I don't care.
56. We can watch your movie first, but if we agree it stinks I get next 2 picks. (Man-Law. non-negotiable)
57. I don't litter...neither should you.
58. I look both ways before I cross the street.
59. I'm not a virgin.
60. I don't eat yellow snow.
61. I never had sexual relations with Mrs. Clinton.
62. I've never been on Jerry Springer.
63. I may have already won $10,000,000.
64. You won't be able to get me out of your head.
65. I never leave the engine running while I'm pumping gas.
66. I take a shower every day.
67. I don't chew tobacco.
68. I never look directly into the sun.
69. Sounds good to me.
70. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed
71. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
72. My chin fits 'just right' in your shoulder when you hold me close.
73. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear.
74. I never run with scissors.
75. I used to be able to put my feet behind my neck.
76. You just can't stop reading this!
77. My kisses will take your breath away.
78. I'll help you find your keys.
79. I'll clean the house perfect every time your mom comes.
80. I'll let you push me on the swing.
81. I wish I could give you all of my firsts.
82. All I can offer you is all of my lasts.
83. I can't stand soap operas.
84. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know.
85. I can balance a check book.
86. I never overload the washer.
87. I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on t.v. either.
88. You'll look cute in my shirts.
89. How do you expect me to last longer then 10 mins when your so beautiful.
90. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 18 year old boy.
91. If you wash the car with me I promise to wear a white T-shirt for you.
92. I'll carve our initials in a tree.
93. I'll never drink your last beer.
94. I've never eaten a bon-bon in my life.
95. I'll save everything you ever give me.
96. I know where to put in the oil, and have even done it.
97. I think pizza and a game at the sports bar down the street is the ideal date.
98. I'd never give you crap in front of your friends.
99. It gets better every time.
100. You can always have the prize from the cereal box.
101. None of my friends are girls I used to have sex with.
102. I don't like dogs that can fit in a purse.
103. I won't ever pee with the door open.
104. I will run in the rain to get the car for you.
105. I don't care what music we listen to in the car.
106. I once ate a Milk bone.
107. I don't care if you hang a pair of panty hose on the shower rack.
108. I don't mind if you make me wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties.
109. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes.
110. After reading this far you've already got too much time invested all ready - might as well message me
wait for it...
more then ready !!!!!!!
I'll follow lover, and when I catch you....
JUST NEVER STOP
lay like this for me...
FOR YOU ,ANYTIME ANYWHERE
